Well Hello there, sir.

rxchdad:

occupation: struggling tumblr comedian

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

sodamnrelatable:

 

Friends:

Best friends:

this couldn’t have been more accurate

avenging-sherl0ck:

elomav:

My parents thought a soccer tournament was more important, so as revenge, I cage’d our house. These are the results:

These are just a few, there are 59 pictures hidden in and around the house. Sweet, sweet revenge. 

WHAT IS AIR

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

• I will stick my cold hands all over your body
• I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
• I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
• nuzzling???
• I will be smiling the whole time
• you’re warm and I’m not
• let me leech your heat
• please

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude