Office by Alex Penny
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
(Source: kissmybigandcuteass, via distorted-morals)
(Source: mystic-revelations, via distorted-morals)
kiss - push-ups
…how many can you do?
(Source: dontstop-fitnessprincess, via yoimbrooke)
for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
(via yoimbrooke)
Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Sometimes after I swallow, my stomach hurts.
Out-of-date food, I mean. Perverts.
Who am I kidding, cum too.
(via wielderofthekeyblade)
