Well Hello there, sir.

perfunctory: it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:50:49 -0400

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

l-0new0lf: delicatelydebonair: bondoge: why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:50:35 -0400

l-0new0lf:

delicatelydebonair:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

where did you learn that

This post is golden

to-track-down-mydream: ninatequila: cute

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:24:21 -0400

to-track-down-mydream:

ninatequila:

cute

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:23:52 -0400

theladyinthestripeddress: I need someone to mix me a drink like...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:23:40 -0400

theladyinthestripeddress:

I need someone to mix me a drink like this for my birthday

gabbyroars: thehillshavethighss: officialcuteboys: jerzyreppa:...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:23:14 -0400

gabbyroars:

thehillshavethighss:

officialcuteboys:

jerzyreppa:

imperfectedbeautyxoxo:

g0ldinfected:

roya-lee:

White people getting baptized
Black people getting baptized

Lmfao yo.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG

ROTFL! I’m dyin ova here!

I neva cried so much in my life

stopppppppppppppp

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:22:44 -0400

medacris: pit-stop-at-mount-doom: the seniors hired a mariachi...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:22:41 -0400

medacris:

pit-stop-at-mount-doom:

the seniors hired a mariachi band to follow our principal around today, and he got pretty into it

Mariachi bands make a lot of things just that much better.

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:20:51 -0400

rxchdad: occupation: struggling tumblr comedian

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:20:16 -0400

rxchdad:

occupation: struggling tumblr comedian

cybercum: hears footsteps closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:20:07 -0400

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

There are two types of greetings:

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:20:00 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Friends:

Best friends:

this couldn’t have been more accurate

ellieneedsyou: itsnellonsanders: gabbyroars: What to do when...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:19:43 -0400

ellieneedsyou:

itsnellonsanders:

gabbyroars:

What to do when you’re interrupted

Yes, baby yes!
I needed this.
Because people always act like I wasn’t even talking, I sit there and I’m just like bitch, I know I was talking.

YOU ABOUT TO HAVE A TATTOO OF MY FIST ON YO MUTHAFUCKIN FACE IF YOU DON’T SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:17:14 -0400

neiru2013: “Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:16:44 -0400

neiru2013:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

Yesterday it was my 20th birthday

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:16:05 -0400

avenging-sherl0ck:

elomav:

My parents thought a soccer tournament was more important, so as revenge, I cage’d our house. These are the results:

These are just a few, there are 59 pictures hidden in and around the house. Sweet, sweet revenge.

WHAT IS AIR

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:14:57 -0400

yougotvexed: reasons to let me cuddle you: I will stick my cold hands all over your body I’ll...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:39:54 -0400

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

I will stick my cold hands all over your body

I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises

I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ

nuzzling???

I will be smiling the whole time

you’re warm and I’m not

let me leech your heat

please

10knotes: supernatural au

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:30:13 -0400

10knotes:

supernatural au

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:29:11 -0400